Deep weeds, matatu touts and hairy-chested hookers

"Going for ALotOfMoney. Do I hear ALotOfMoney and Five? ALotOfMoneyandFive? Anyone? Going…Going…Gone!" Cheers. "One politician with vast resources and a heavy populated constituency going to the Man In The Red Hat." The auctioneer pummels his gavel on the desk. In one corner of the room there are tears and recriminations. "And now for our second item- One Third Force politician with not-so-vast resources and not-so-great oratory skills. Kinda boring. Bids starting at LessMoney.’ A weary hand shoots up. Better than nothing. "Yes!" the auctioneer acknowledges the bid...