Noah’s ark was built in seven days not because there were no problems that time, but because people believed in God more, and they argued less about God’s commands. Fast forward to today, and Jack is taking the heavenly call. God - “Jack! This is your Lord calling!” Jack - “hell yes God indeed! When did you learn to speak English? God- (agitated) “Jack! Are you swearing in vain in your God’s presence? Anyhow, I know you are all sinners out there but you are my right hand man...
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